She Twinkles

Why do people love summer? Is there really so much more fun during these three hellish months? When the humidity is so stifling that the children won't leave the porch (neither will I, for I am plastered to the patio chair), is the sunshine worth it? Are the 35 mosquito bites I received while the kids played in the pool something I should have rejoiced in? Have you never been burned by a seatbelt? And what about sweating...indoors?

I've never liked it, even when it meant I didn't have to go to school.