I like lists.

Things I don't like: (because today is a pretty awful day)

I don't like brushing my teeth.
Ketchup and mustard on plates in the sink.
Watching or hearing anyone chew, drink, or hack it.
Smelling chewing gum.
Dirty carpet.
Messes.
Long finger nails or acrylic nails - especially toenails. Give me a friggin' break.
High heels are an abomination of the female species.
Back seat drivers.
Humidity and subsequent wet hair.
Cat pee.
Once it's sandal season, I don't want socks anywhere near my feet.
Wet feet in the grass.
More than one person talking at a time.
At one time, I loved to sleep all day. Now I can not stand it.